SIGHTINGS LOG / REPORTS RECEIVED IN CONFIDENCE / VERIFIED WHERE POSSIBLE
Active reports: 10
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PUBLIC ADVISORY
¿Dónde Está Sloop?
A running log of reported Sloop Daniels sightings, submitted by readers, fans, and the occasional confused customs official. Reports are evaluated for plausibility but not authenticated.
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REPORT #10
Pinar del Río, Cuba — Casa de Dominó
Probable
02 SEP 2024
"Subject reportedly observed entering the Casa de Dominó in Pinar del Río at approximately 14:20 local time. Wearing linen, smoking. Departed before contact could be established. Cigar ash collected for analysis. Match with known subject smoking habits is suggestive but not definitive."
REPORT #9
Bonaire, Caribbean Netherlands — Marina at Kralendijk
Probable
14 AUG 2024
"A man matching the subject's description was observed painting the hull of a sailboat called La Tercera Mañana at the marina. He answered to no name in particular. He was paid in cash. The captain's wife provided lunch (pollo guisado). The man returned the empty plate with the lid replaced and walked west along the seawall. He was not seen again."
REPORT #8
Hialeah, Florida — Pollo Tropical, W 49th St
Confirmed
30 JUL 2024
"The subject ordered the TropiChop with extra hot sauce, sat alone for forty minutes, and left an unsigned five-dollar tip on a six-dollar meal. Security footage retained per franchise policy. The manager identifies him from the album cover with high confidence. The subject did not return."
REPORT #7
Aruba — Eagle Beach, after sunset
Probable
11 JUL 2024
"I saw a man on the beach with a guitar that looked like a cigar box. He was playing very slow and very badly. I asked if he took requests. He said he only played one song and it was already over. Then he laughed at his own joke for what felt like a long time. My wife thought he might be the man from the album we listened to in the rental car."
REPORT #6
Marseille, France — old port district
Apocryphal
03 JUL 2024
"I am writing because the man you are looking for is sitting at a café here drinking a small black coffee with a friend who keeps saying 'Sloop, Sloop, écoute.' The friend is paying. Both men are wearing the same shirt. They left together when I went inside to use the bathroom and when I came back the table was clean. The waiter said no one had been there in an hour. I do not know what to think."
REPORT #5
Curaçao — Willemstad, floating market
Confirmed
21 JUN 2024
"Subject was photographed by a Curaçao tourism photographer purchasing six pounds of Edam from a Venezuelan vendor. Photographer recognized the album cover and forwarded the image to St. Clair's office, which forwarded it to the archive. Subject made eye contact with the camera. He did not smile. He paid in U.S. cash."
"Two performers — a juggler and a man who plays the saw — both reported a tourist matching the subject's description who tipped each of them five dollars and asked, in lightly accented English, where the cigar shops were. He did not stay for sunset. The juggler said the subject smelled of citronella. The saw player said he smelled of clove cigarettes. Both could be correct."
REPORT #3
Buffalo, Wyoming — Crazy Woman Café
Apocryphal
18 MAY 2024
"Postcard text, transcribed in full: 'Found the right Buffalo. Cold but quiet. Coffee here is bad in a way I missed. Tell Sterling I am not coming back. — S.' Handwriting analysis pending. Postmark legible (Buffalo, WY) but the postcard depicts Buffalo, NY. Investigators are unsure whether to log this as evidence of presence or evidence of mockery."
REPORT #2
At sea — approximately 18° N, 69° W
Probable
04 APR 2024
"Crew reported a small unflagged sailboat passing at low speed in the early morning. A single man at the tiller, gray beard, glasses, smoking. He waved without looking up. The boat was sailing the wrong way for any obvious destination. The captain's log notes only: 'Saw a man going nowhere. He seemed comfortable about it.' Coordinates plotted are approximate."
REPORT #1
Lhasa, Tibet — Jokhang Temple plaza
Apocryphal
09 MAR 2024
"Submitter writes: 'Saw Sloop here last week selling cheese to monks. The monks were very happy. He gave me a piece for free. It tasted like home.' No further detail provided. Submitter included a photo of unrelated landscape. The archive logs all reports regardless of plausibility but flags this entry as the leading apocryphal of the year."
FORM SD-S-001
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In the Meantime
While the sightings are evaluated, the recordings are available. Twelve tracks recovered from a storage unit in Nice, or possibly Cannes.