DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE — INTERPOL ADVISORY

WANTED

FOR THE UNLAWFUL TRANSPORT OF APPROXIMATELY FORTY (40) POUNDS OF UNPASTEURIZED CHEESE

Alias

SLOOP DANIELS

real name unknown

Last Seen

THE CARIBBEAN

ca. 1983

Charges

SMUGGLING; CONSPIRACY

10 yr sentence served

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If you have information regarding the whereabouts of the subject, file a report at the dispatch office.

EL ÚLTIMO INFORME

DEBUT ALBUM (UNRELEASED)

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Fourteen tracks recovered from a storage unit in Nice, or possibly Cannes. Latin percussion, salsa horns, prison-yard Spanglish. Mixed by hands that know which doors not to knock on.

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SIGHTINGS

Recent reports place him in Aruba, Curaçao, and a domino hall in Hialeah. None confirmed.

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Field Office Status

Mail forwarding remains active. No fixed address on record.

LAST CONTACT: Sterling St. Clair, 14 Mar — voicemail.

FIELD REPORT — 02 SEP

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"Subject reportedly observed entering the Casa de Dominó in Pinar del Río at approximately 14:20 local time. Wearing linen, smoking. Departed before contact could be established. Cigar ash collected for analysis."

BARRY BAXTER

SUPERFAN, CORRESPONDENT

EL BOLETÍN

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